Posted 4 days ago
  1. me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
  2. them: no
  3. me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
  4. them: we're not
  5. me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this
Posted 4 days ago

nishlo:

tukut:

ur mom hands u a glass of orange juice. u take a sip. its not orange juice. its stirred egg yolks. u spit them all out. u ask ur mom why. she turns around. its not ur mom. its me. ur mom is gone. im ur mother now

these old spice commercials have been getting really crazy lately 

Posted 4 days ago
Posted 4 days ago

the-faeriequeen:

is this a disney movie

(Source: poyzn)

Posted 4 days ago
irocmindless:

linrenzo:

I still think about this

How 😍

irocmindless:

linrenzo:

I still think about this

How 😍

(Source: tomboybklyn)

Posted 4 days ago

sexuallthrill:

FOLLOWING BACK EVERYONE, FOLLOW ME AT http://thugmufffin.tumblr.com

(Source: islannd)

Posted 4 days ago

reallylameblog:

trying to embarrass me is so unnecessary i do it to myself just fine

(Source: imreallycoolandfriendly)

Posted 4 days ago
urnasty:

hisaluthola:

mulanmoula:

gangstalaugh:

💀

Who on the right??

Millie Mayz

$$$

urnasty:

hisaluthola:

mulanmoula:

gangstalaugh:

💀

Who on the right??

Millie Mayz

$$$

Posted 4 days ago
monochromatose:

babyminaj:

too good

nO BUT WHAT IF YOU HAD A LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE AND YOU MAILED THEM THIS CARD AND PUT A PLANE TICKET INSIDE HOW FUCKING CUTE WOULD THAT BE

monochromatose:

babyminaj:

too good

nO BUT WHAT IF YOU HAD A LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE AND YOU MAILED THEM THIS CARD AND PUT A PLANE TICKET INSIDE HOW FUCKING CUTE WOULD THAT BE

Posted 4 days ago
phuckindope:

Lmfaooooooo

phuckindope:

Lmfaooooooo

(Source: kimkanyekimye)